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Conservatives plan to shake up planning laws

Friday, February 26th, 2010

The Conservative Party has revealed plans to shake up planning laws if it wins the general election.

Installing features such as a bespoke conservatory or orangery could become easier under a Tory government thanks to the party’s plans to eliminate red tape regarding planning laws.

In its Open Source Planning paper on revamping regulations, the Conservative Party revealed that “the entire bureaucratic and undemocratic tier of regional planning” will be abolished.

This would lead to the elimination of the Regional Spatial Strategies, the Regional Planning Bodies and national and regional building targets, which the party feels are impediments.

The opposition party said it will allow people to change the use of buildings to a certain extent without planning permission by amending the Use Classes Order.

“We will reform the existing planning appeals system. We will make the system symmetrical by allowing appeals against local planning decisions from local residents, as well as from developers,” said the party.

Current regulations require homeowners to inform their local authority before installing extensions such as a conservatory.

Why are conservatories so shit?

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

It seems as an industry we have more work to do to get all the British public on our side. The following text forms part of a blog post from a lady living in the Brighton area. The headline for this post is taken from the tag she uses on her post.

Enjoy:

Don’t get me started on the subject of conservatories. I loathe them. Not real ones obv. Real ones that were made by real people with the real purpose of growing plants are lovely. No. It is the pretend ones I cannot stand. The ones that estate agents try to sell me as a winsome feature of a house and which are supposed to denote class, style and taste. Bollocks to it. I shout, waving my fist with bits of spit flecking off my fledgling beard hair. They are expensive, invariably faulty, incredibly ugly (sticking out like UPVC buboes on a plaguey armpit), and always end up as a space where you:

  • stick the dog when visitors come round, which means that it smells of dog all year round, rendering it totally uninhabitable by everyone else but the dog.
  • stick the children’s toys because there is nowhere else to put them and you are sick of falling over them in the lounge. Now they are wedged in the conservatory, which is basically a giant, see through toy box and you pass it every day wondering what on earth possessed you to pay out shedloads of money for such a monumental waste of plastic tat (and the toys)
  • stick the garden furniture to stop it disintegrating in the rain until the summer. Then it rains all summer, so it becomes a giant, see through garden shed instead.
  • pretend that it is ‘your’ space, so you fill it with things like easels, and exercise bikes and ski equipment and yoga mats for when you finally get around to pampering yourself and having some ‘me’ time. Then you pass it every day as you run backwards and forwards smothering chicken nuggets in tomato sauce, and wiping arses, and singing the third verse to ‘O Little Town of Bethlehem’ in descant, and elucidating ten facts about the Egyptian afterlife, and it just taunts you as the cobwebs festoon the bars of the exercise bike and you guiltily wipe sauce off your face.
  • pretend that it is going to look like Andy McDowell’s conservatory in Green Card, by buying four hundred lobelias from B&Q in those small black plastic pots and putting them in there to overwinter before you bed them out in the spring, promising yourself a ‘riot of colour’. What happens is that they freeze all night and roast all day and after three days in the conservatory you appear to have re-enacted on bedding plants, the scorched earth policy of the US government when faced with the dilemma of the lush, Vietnamese jungle, only without having to resort to Agent Orange. You buy a rubber plant, just like the ones in the doctor’s surgery. Failsafe. It sits in a wicker plant holder, covered in dust and for some inexplicable reason smelling of cat wee. After several weeks you realise that you have failed to water it. It does not matter. It will not die. It sits there leering at you. You start to get paranoid about it. It is thinking about how horrible you have been to it. No amount of Baby Bio and leaf shine will rectify things. You know that it is secretly shuffling about the conservatory at nights, spawning and hatching plots. Eventually you know that it will rise up and kill you in your bed. Just like the triffids. You should destroy it. On the other hand, it is quiet now, probably best not to disturb it. You can no longer go into the conservatory. It is a war zone.
  • That is why I don’t like conservatories. And more proof that we English are rubbish at building things to live in.

    When the Romans introduced underfloor heating, interior decor and baths with hot running water, what did we do? We waited until they went home and turned their villas into pig sties while we sat, freezing our bollocks off in a house that even the two most stupid of the three little pigs would have been mortally ashamed of, that were basically made of cow shit and straw. We are idiots.

    I am thinking of moving to Scandinavia. I can have a lovely warm house and run about all day long wearing mink bikinis and throwing the children into pools of scalding water heated by volcanos, paying 2p per year for my fuel bills and spending the rest on Amazon orders and Ikea furniture. The downside would be learning to love rollmop herrings, but I could adapt.

    I’m wondering whether she might be interested in one of our UPVC orangeries instead. I’ll happily go give her a quote, especially if she puts one of those mink bikinis on for me.

    Timelapse of Franklin orangery installation

    Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

    This is an interesting timelapse video of an orangery installation I stumbled upon from Franklin Windows in Leeds:

    A bad week for the double glazing industry

    Saturday, December 20th, 2008

    There’s not a good time for people to lose their jobs, but the week before Christmas is about as bad as it gets. Unfortunately, we lost quite a few double glazing companies in the last week, with many people being made redundant.

    Bad week

    I’d been tipped a week ago that a few companies had ceased trading in the North West. An article on the neBusiness website confirms that Arctic Windows in Newcastle has called in the administrators with 60 jobs at risk. This follows the failure of Gold Seal in Gateshead earlier in the month.

    Arctic Windows had a turnover of £4.4m and had recently invested £500,000 in new machinery in their 42,000 sq.ft factory. One of the employees who has lost his job claimed he had not been paid for three weeks.

    He said: “I turned down a job offer just a few weeks ago as the orders were still coming in. I believed we had a good future.

    “It’s a terrible time for this to happen in the run-up to Christmas.”

    Another article in the Westmoreland Gazette tells the story of building and joinery company – G. Middleton of Appleby – which has gone into administration. The company had a £2.5m turnover in conservatories, kitchens and bathrooms.

    Hudson Grey, one of the directors at G. Middleton Ltd said the situation was “simply down to the economic climate.”

    “The last year has been extremely difficult,” he said. “We’ve been awarded a number of contracts totalling about £1.5million which we just haven’t been able to start and we’ve carried quite a large staff in the hope that we could but we just haven’t been able to.”

    Mr Grey said the directors are looking to restructure the business in the New Year.

    “We didn’t plan this but it’s just come to a head and there was a clear realisation that we have got to get this sorted out,” he said. “We had too many men for the amount of work we had to go forward.”

    “It’s not been a pleasant thing to tell the lads, especially at Christmas time. I mean the company has a good reputation and we do very good work, it’s just a pity there isn’t more of it.”

    I must admit hearing what Mr Grey has had to say, it seems to me that redundancies should have been implemented at an earlier stage. Companies have got to scale back if they’re struggling to achieve sales, or alternatively try much harder to generate sales!

    A leading specialist in top end conservatories, orangeries, windows and doors has also ceased trading in Leeds. Franklin Windows, a family business, has gone into liquidation which is a real shame as they have been pioneering top quality products in the UK.

    I’m afraid to say I have also lost a couple of my trade customers over the last week. In both instances the key reason for their decline has been the inability to generate enough leads, and then convert the leads into sales. I feel for the directors and staff of both companies as I know they both tried their best to keep their companies trading through tough economic conditions.

    It seems to be a mixed picture out there when I speak to my trade customers. Those that are happy to invest in marketing and have highly professional sales teams are booked up well into the New Year, and are confident about the prospects for 2009. Those that are cutting back on their marketing spend, and have demotivated, lazy, unprofessional sales staff will struggle to survive the next few weeks.

    I expect to hear of far more casualties by the end of January, and the proactive, profitable companies still standing will pick up the pieces.

    How to sell sh*t loads of conservatories

    Monday, December 15th, 2008

    I really hate myself for posting this.

    But, I just have to share with you the reason why the Conservatory Outlet dealers in Yorkshire are going to be really busy this winter:

    I know…I really shouldn’t be publicising my own company like this, but these adverts are so bad they’re good. These style of adverts have been doing so well this year, it’s nearly as cheap as internet advertising – honestly!

    Also, I think it’s also only fair for me to let you know about our sale in January Sale for our ‘orangery’ style conservatories:

    Sorry…I promise I won’t publicise my own company again (much). Please criticise me by posting your comments below:

    RCG at Anfield

    Saturday, December 13th, 2008

    Just got back to my hotel after being at the Liverpool vs Hull City game. I’m not a fan of either team, although I was keen to go when I was invited by one of my suppliers.

    I really didn’t expect the hospitality to extend to a pitch side position though and took the opportunity to advise Hull manager Phil Brown throughout the game. Being a Yorkshire man, you’ve got to get behind Yorkshire teams.

    RCG - Liverpool vs Hull City game

    The game finished 2-2 after Hull had taken a 2-0 lead early on, but the rather lucky Steven Gerrard pulled a couple back. Anyway, Liverpool managed to hang on for a draw and the Hull fans will no doubt have travelled back to Yorkshire thinking what could have been.

    Tonight, I’m out for a few drinks with the Hull team, and going to see if I can sell the players some double glazing or maybe an orangery.

    Next weekend, I’ve got tickets for a rather different competition which I’ll tell you about.

    Interview with Carl Birkenshaw – Paramount Windows and Conservatories

    Monday, November 10th, 2008

    Carl is one of my regular readers and contributors to the Renegade Conservatory Guy website, so never one to miss an opportunity – I asked him for an interview.

    Carl Birkenshaw - Paramount Windows and Conservatories

    Hi Carl, please tell the readers about yourself and your background in the industry.

    Hello I am Carl Birkenshaw I am 43 years old I live in Newcastle on the coast I have 4 boys aged from 4 to 12 years and live with my partner Helen.

    I came into the home improvement industry after several years in the catering trade. After a while I became bored of the same routine and so I applied for a job I saw advertised in North Devon where I was living at the time. The job advertised was with Anglian Home Improvements and after a successful interview I began working as a Salesman Barnstaple Devon, after 3 years took the managers chair from there I moved to Plymouth, Exeter and Basingstoke areas. I also became Regional Manager for Scotland and the North East, after 16 years I left Anglian to join Paramount Windows and Conservatories.

    I understand you work for Paramount Windows in the North East. What is your position and job role at the company?

    I have worked for Paramount Windows and Conservatories for 7 years now as a salesman contributing in excess £1.5m pounds worth of conservatories per year.

    In 2007 I had the opportunity to invest, with Derek Mclaren and Alan Oliver fellow managers, in an MBI (Management Buy-In) which was successfully completed in December 2007. I am an executive board director and my responsibilities are with sales and marketing but I still have the opportunity in going out and selling which I enjoy very much.

    Since Paramount took over the two collapsed companies, Budget and Pennine Windows, do you guys have any competitors left?

    Yes, we do and it’s good for the industry. However, I suppose we are now the largest Home Improvement Company in the North East.

    On the day the MBI was completed we were with our solicitors and accountants and heard the news our 2nd biggest competitor had collapsed – Budget Windows.

    It was a very big surprise to all of us, and to be honest we never saw it coming. Even though the ink was not dry on our own MBI contracts, we discussed the possibilities and it just made sense that we should try and make a bid for the company. Obviously it was Xmas time but we approached the administrators to tell them of our interest.

    On coming back from the Xmas break we had even more shocking news. Pennine Windows had also gone into administration! Out biggest competitor in the North East! So our newly formed board of directors decided to make a bid for both companies which we purchased.

    We started 2008 with a mammoth task, as well as implementing the new plans for Paramount we also had to secure and rescue both Budget and Pennine – and do this very quickly.

    Thankfully though, Paramount was and is in a very secure financial position and by securing the services of both Pennine and Budget’s senior sales managers we were able to get the companies back trading again and to-date we are having great success.

    I always imagine that the market for conservatories and double glazing is pretty tough in the North East (as is everywhere these days) but how are Paramount finding the market in 2008?

    The North East like anywhere else is tough, but you have to fight for the business that is out there, people are still spending but we have found that clients are becoming a lot savvier about what they want and they understand the market place a lot more than say 5 years ago.

    With the information on the internet, consumers are becoming wiser and understand more about what they are looking for. In truth this is actually a benefit for companies such as ours – it can be a major differentiator. The internet allows consumers to check out a company and be more informed on what is good and bad out there – and it is sad to say, there are still double glazing companies in the market place that give the industry a bad name.

    We have the latest products to ensure we keep up with technical advancements within the industry. Our biggest advantage here is that we do not manufacture but have major partnerships in place which allows us to offer the best products such as argon gas filled units, celsius glass, planitherm glass, quantal (aluminium) roofs and self cleaning glass.

    With the breadth and depth we now have we can offer what the customer wants instead of what we want the customer to have.

    Our three companies come under the group known as The Crownfold Group. Considering the overall UK economy we are trading exceptional well and our order books are full. Much better, we have room to improve and will work hard to improve our market share over the coming New Year.

    What plans have Paramount Windows put in place for the tough trading months ahead?

    Without giving too much away, as we get into tougher times (according to the media), we are looking at better finance products and making them more competitive.

    As with any business we look at our costs on a daily basis. We have a very large operation now and one of the areas where we keep costs down significantly is not to manufacture – looking at the business side with the “old” Budget and Pennine, their manufacturing costs really did cause major problems and subsequently saw the businesses fail. With our business model, should the market place decline a point or two, we don’t have those fixed costs in manufacturing which therefore allows us to react very quickly.

    We are also very passionate about how we sell, and that is simple we sell on quality. Our sales people do full demonstrations which are very informative, so training for the sales force is a major key to our success. We monitor sales conversions and closing rates, finance conversions and look at every aspect of our sales cycle.

    What products are you currently pushing to consumers and why?

    As I have said above we are always looking for the very best value we can give to customers and try to stay competitive. But we find it is not just about price, it’s about quality, proven products and trust. We stick to do what we do best and always have core products, windows, doors, conservatories, sunrooms orangeries, roofline and garage conversions. And all at the very best quality we can get.

    How do you see the market developing in the North East over the coming years.

    With the housing market as it is conservatories are still in everyone’s mind, it’s a lot cheaper to extend space in a home than move! There is still growth within this market place.

    Replacement windows will also see a major change – after all there are some 9 million house holders replace windows every year. The major change with these products, in my view, will be with thoughts on climate change and protecting the environment. Our Paramount website (www.paramountconservatories.com) has taken this on a as core development and we looking to set the standard for Paramount to become the North East’s market leader in providing the greenest products and services we can.

    We are further cementing our commitment to the green issue with JBT Waste Services based in Bedlington. They offer a complete waste management service and specialise in collecting all types of waste including wood, glass, pvcu materials and dig outs and ensure everything is recycled avoiding landfill sites. So our clients know that anytime we are removing old windows, doors or conservatories they can be rest assured these are not going into landfill sites and are recycled.

    A friend once said to me 20 years ago “Why are you working in the window industry everyone have got windows!” Well 20 years later I am still in it and love doing what I do. This industry gives you new challenges every day and it’s the only industry I know that can take you to the highest of highs and to the lowest of lows. You just don’t know what the day will bring and for me that is why I love it so much. Were we see the future is major profile (manufacturing) companies looking to partner up and making their position stronger and the companies they provide a strong future.

    What advice would you give me for developing Renegade Conservatory Guy in the future?

    Keep doing what you are doing sharing thoughts and ideas from the industry, maybe a forum type set up would be good.

    And with membership growing the web site could do with a revamp. Forum type sites are good and easy to control see who is online see how many posts members have made just a idea of a site. (example of this would be http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/)

    Thanks for asking me for my thoughts about the industry; it was a great to be asked. Long may the site be available for people to give their thoughts and ideas about our industry.

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    For more information about Paramount Windows and Conservatories visit the following websites:

    Paramount Windows

    Paramount Orangeries

    Budget Windows

    Orchard Conservatories

    Pennine Conservatories

    I’ve been missing a trick with Orangeries

    Sunday, November 9th, 2008

    I hate to admit it, but I think I’ve been caught sleeping with the growth of the Orangery market in the UK over the last couple of years. One of our dealers is now installing at least two per week in the North West of England, and the building methods they are using are surprisingly simple and effective. Ultraframe have developed a bespoke orangery roof system which is well engineered, and others in the marketplace are moving in this direction.

    Orangeries

    A bit of history: The orangery is the forerunner to the conservatory and dates back to the 17th Century. Originally, orangeries were designed to protect valuable and exotic plants and fruits during the winter months. Early orangeries had large windows and doors within a stone building. Today, orangeries retain a unique character that sets them apart from conservatories, but the distinction between them has evolved over time and now orangeries are generally defined as the next generation of conservatory.

    The potential: Orangeries represent the ideal combination of the benefits and looks of conservatories and more conventional extensions. They are wonderfully light and airy spaces due to the glazed roofs as well as being cosy and inviting throughout the year. For this reason orangeries provide unique multi-purpose living space. Recently there has been a significant growth in popularity – customers who might have opted for a conservatory are now increasingly likely to choose an orangery.

    At last years’ Industry debate we had two of the main conservatory roof systems companies agreeing that most conservatories resembled ‘plastic boxes’ stuck on the side of houses. Well, orangeries can clearly be designed to complement an existing home more sympathetically.

    They’re also not as much hassle for building as you would have thought, especially if the orangery is kept within the 50% glazed wall frame rule, keeping them exempt from building regulations.

    Think we’ll get one installed in our showroom!

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