I’ve decided to put the donkey we recently purchased back up for sale.
Name: Bungle
Specification: Brown/Grey/White in Colour. 6 years old. 8″ ears. Likes rolling around in mud and rubbing its bottom on fences. Doesn’t always do what it’s asked to. Makes a loud ‘Ee-Aw’ sound every morning at around 7.00am. Eats most things including grass, trees, shrubs in the garden, children’s toys. In good condition. FSH.
We paid around £500 for the donkey a few weeks ago, and I’m keen to get as close to this figure as possible.
I will consider a part exchange for a mountain bike as I enjoyed a recent trip to Dalby Forest, and am keen to get some exercise in before I take part in Cycle India in January. Ideally, I’m looking for a bike with front and back suspension.
If you have any questions or would like to make me an offer please leave your messages below.
(PS. My wife doesn’t know the donkey is being sold, so please don’t mention this to her if you are likely to see her).
Tags: donkey, mountain bike
Might she not notice her bungles gone or do you have escaped, what a shame plan?
More to the point, why do you have a donkey ?
Mike – are you suggesting I haven’t thought this through properly?
Matthew (Profile Bender) – We’ve got two donkeys! That’s my point. Having two donkeys is just showing off.
Get some chickens, much easier and at least you get fresh eggs everyday !
i cant wat to tell alison
Marvellous…there I was thinking you were referring to Tony Adams … even at his age it would have been worth the punt to shore up ITFC defence … lol
Do the rear legs come with it or are they an option
All 4 legs come part of the deal. Actually, at times he’s a 4+1.
Hi everyone i have just opened my emails to find one saying ‘ DONKEY FOR SALE ‘ and was quite alarmed to see a picture of my lad – bungle! Just to clear this up he is most definitely NOT for sale, but I would NOW consider a part ex for my husband!! Chickens, hens, goats, sheep….. I take in anything!
Hi Darling. Oops. I can explain…er……
Hi Alison, you should get rid of your huband as he always has been a bit of an Ass. (Had to get that Pun in)
Maybe , but Eeyore, Eeyore , He always has been
Trouble is now the postal strikes on, you’ll find it hard to get delivered. Mind you the thought of a braying brown paper parcel shaped like a donkey stuck in a backlog of mail might make ‘em deliver the mail a bit quicker…..
Hi,
Is the donkey still for sale? where are you bassed? Im looking for a donkey, have donkey experience.
Hi Joanne
Sorry, I was only taking the mickey with this post. My wife wouldn’t be very happy if I sold the donkey.
Matthew